Post by Jack McCarthy on May 19, 2016 22:25:15 GMT
Jack Shawn McCarthy
PLAY BY: Andrew Garfield.
-- the basics --
AGE: 21
GENDER: Male
ORIENTATION: Heterosexual
POSITION: Terrible Thief/ Village Idiot
ALLEGIANCE: Independant----------------------------------------------------------------------------- the freeform --
Ok, ok ok ok ok. This is it. This is it. That is that. This is that. That is this. and this is IT the big one. Hey hey hey hey. Where are you going?! No, committee on. Stay back, Ok, so I can see your problem. I see the ISSUE but I'm reading ya bud, but HONEST this one is REALLY it. For REALLY REAL. What's that? Ok, ok I know that's what I said about the cursed gold in the ancient mountains....
....and the jade monkey.....
....and those shoes made of diamonds that just turned out to be shiny pebbles. Ok, so that one looked REALLY bad but in my defense who HASN'T confused valuable gems with shiny rocks? You show me the man who says that's never happened and I'll show you a liar! No man this is the real thing! Not like all the other real things, this is the really REAL real thing. As real as you or me....assuming you are real.... Being homeless, I don't get a lot of home so sometimes I have to eat leafs and these weird berries and they make me kind of see things that aren't really there. I once got married to a oak tree, have you ever tried to pick out splitters out of your lips. That's NOT a fun way to spend an evening. Hold on let's me just feel your face so I know for CERTAIN you're here.
....Ok, good. You have really soft skin by the way, like bunny hides.
What was I saying? Oh right.
So, yeah I know this guy. Who knows this guy, who knows this guy's BROTHER. Who can take me to the cave of WONDERS. Yeah THOSE caves of wonders! You know the ones. The ones are lined with gold and treasures totally. Ok sure they say it's haunted by the vengeful spirit of a war lord that died there but come on how scary could that be? It's a ghost what's it going to to do?! Float me to death Ohhhhhhh scary!!!!
So all I need from you good sir, is just a SMALL amount of gold so I can pay him to take me up there and once I come BACK with gold I'll give you HALF. We're going to be rich! Watta say?
What's that? Yeah I know I was born here in Goldcrest I've been hanging around this arena since I was a kid ever since I was found in a basket after my parents abandoned me. That's oddly specific and slightly hurtful to bring up.
...yeah I've been homeless all my life and I've been known to try and pick pocket people with slightly less than stellar results to the point where the thieves guild won't let me in. I really don't know where you get your info from
What's that? Yeah I'm lanky tall, with dark brown eyes messy brown hair with a pale complexion and a locket I keep around my neck at all times. I really don't see what that has to do with anything.These are really yet oddly descriptive questions. Are you funding me or not?
No?
Ok, follow up question; would some food be out of the question? I'm VERY hungry and I've eaten grass for the last few days.
Hello?
Hello?----------------------------------------------------------------------------- the player --
USERNAME: Robbo
AGE GROUP: 22
EXPERIENCE:long time
WHERE DID YOU FIND US? You found me
