Call 'Em Like You See 'Em

[Alice Hobbs]

Getting yourself out of trouble all came down to being quick at coming up with solutions. Thankfully, Alice was a master at that. She was quick witted and had a silver tongue few could challenge her with. Naturally, being a thief was one thing, but getting herself out of trouble her lewd mouth had gotten herself into was a whole different business.

"Of course I have someone I need to take care of," she snorted, her arms crossed over her chest. The old woman in front of her rolled her eyes. It was one of those days were Alice saw an opportunity to scam the good will of the people; the woman offered food for the homeless and Alice was all for taking advantage of that fact. Sadly, the woman didn't seem to believe that Alice was homeless - nor had anyone she needed to feed.

Looking around, Alice's eyes set on what seemed to be the most pitiful creature she had ever seen. Grabbing around his upper arm, she yanked him towards her, her arm going around his shoulders as she grinned widely. "See! I told you I had someone! Look at this poor fellah - looks like he hasn't eaten in days!" The woman still didn't look overly convinced and before allowing the boy to speak (and call her out on her lie), Alice grabbed him by the face and pressed her lips against his for the best performance in kissing that she had ever done. Seriously.

Sheesh, had this guy ever heard of dental hygiene?

[Jack McCarthy]

With a hearty sign, Jack settled on the pavement trying to figure out what exactly he should do with himself today, Jack usually had about two options in life. Either sit around waiting for Alex or Lux to show up or walk around and hope that money or food shows up, out of the blue. So yeah he spent all of his days hoping for a random twist of fate to happen….which he supposed sounded quite sad when he said it like that, that his entire day focused on just a random stroke up luck but hey, it could be worse….


….Jack couldn’t exactly explain how exactly, after all now that he thought about it, ever prisoners on death row had some kind of schedule and routine and otherwise to look forward to,...plus at least they had some kind of housing...Probably something to eat every day….


...but he was sure it was worst for them…


...Some how….


Before Jack could really focus on these disconcerting ideas he found himself began to drag Jack upwards rather easily upward causing him to grunt in surprise as he was put in front of a quite stern looking official person and naturally he began to panic “I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING. WHATEVER SHE SAID IS-UMP!” with a surprised gasp Jack's eyes widened in shock as the girl forced what felt like a very heavy and deep kiss. As first as you can imagine Jack body instantly stiffen in surprise and shock and his first reaction was to pull away….


...any second now….


…..In just a little bit….


Pretty soon Jack’s body began to melt under the slightly foreign but powerful sensation and his eyelids began to droop ever so slightly resistance leaving him….


So mud was apparently lady magnets. Who knew?