Post by Jack McCarthy on May 31, 2016 8:25:54 GMT
Oh. The old familiar places.
In summation, Jack was a thief by trade, but not out of any particular skill or knack for stealing it was simply because he had no real other talents that would make him a value to society and earn him some kind of wage. He didn’t come from a rich family...or any family whatsoever, he was raised on the streets. He couldn’t sing, couldn’t play an instrument...He was starting to run out of options.
Stealing it would have to be, To be a successful thief one has to be ever so stealthy, calm in high-pressure situations, to be able to improvise on the fly convincingly and be able to sneak away and blend in with the shadows.
….Jack possessed none of these qualities and as a result, quite frankly he was damn subpar as a thief to the point where the local thief guild wouldn’t have anything whatsoever to do with him, even those they were likely to hear from him over and over again. Jack was OBSESSED with getting in that guild. Being part of that guild meant, security, meant. Safety. Meant food on his plate and a roof over his head.
What a strange and foreign concept.
So an argument could be made that Jack’s attempts to be noticed by the guild has been getting more and more desperate, which made his attempts at stealing more and more blatant….
Which is how he found himself held in the public stocks…
...Again
“HEY. FUCK OFF” Jack screamed shaking his head as much as he could in this hole and shaking his hands as wide as they can get now that they were locked in front of him towards a pair giggling kids throwing fruit at him Jack winced as an orange whizzed by it’s juices exploding on his face “Ha! Joke’s on you. You’re just feeding me mhhhhhh rotting fruit. MY FAVORITE.
In summation, Jack was a thief by trade, but not out of any particular skill or knack for stealing it was simply because he had no real other talents that would make him a value to society and earn him some kind of wage. He didn’t come from a rich family...or any family whatsoever, he was raised on the streets. He couldn’t sing, couldn’t play an instrument...He was starting to run out of options.
Stealing it would have to be, To be a successful thief one has to be ever so stealthy, calm in high-pressure situations, to be able to improvise on the fly convincingly and be able to sneak away and blend in with the shadows.
….Jack possessed none of these qualities and as a result, quite frankly he was damn subpar as a thief to the point where the local thief guild wouldn’t have anything whatsoever to do with him, even those they were likely to hear from him over and over again. Jack was OBSESSED with getting in that guild. Being part of that guild meant, security, meant. Safety. Meant food on his plate and a roof over his head.
What a strange and foreign concept.
So an argument could be made that Jack’s attempts to be noticed by the guild has been getting more and more desperate, which made his attempts at stealing more and more blatant….
Which is how he found himself held in the public stocks…
...Again
“HEY. FUCK OFF” Jack screamed shaking his head as much as he could in this hole and shaking his hands as wide as they can get now that they were locked in front of him towards a pair giggling kids throwing fruit at him Jack winced as an orange whizzed by it’s juices exploding on his face “Ha! Joke’s on you. You’re just feeding me mhhhhhh rotting fruit. MY FAVORITE.